26 and married to a beautiful, talented woman and we have a ridiculously adorable ugly/cute pound puppy named Petey. That’s my family (or at least my branch of the family). I am a Christian, Presbyterian by choice and Reformed because it’s right. I teach, though I have been a full-time student since . . . forever. I have the degrees to prove it. Hobbies are for old men who are bored, but I happen to enjoy bowling, rock band (and sundry other video games) and listening to really loud music all the time. I instantly hate just about everyone I meet for no good reason but once I like you I’ll be your friend forever. I really mean that, for what it’s worth.